Muscle pain and children do not mix

Muscle pain and children do not mix I'm in pain. I have pain throughout the day. Last night I was in "searing pain", the pain multiplied by pain, divided by relief, then multiplied by pain to the tenth power. If they are not a math whiz, pain in height with 33 zeros behind it. Two days ago I was in pain (just regular pain, not zero). In fact, I had pain week.Welcome all my column.Actually 'humor, the pain is not really all that funny ... unless it happens to someone else. Oh, come on. Not all holy on me. Pain is the essence of the Bugs Bunny Show. And the three Stooges. And every sitcom that arise from personal Slights and insults. Without pain tickle the funny bones of the show today would not be bigger than George Bush for the collection of feminist literature.Of course, the pain is only fun when it happens to someone else. There is a lot like reality TV. If you are stranded on a desert island with a dozen other maniacs, to cook worms without emptying your stomach first, that he feels "fun"? Fortunately for the deep pockets to sponsor reality TV is not really real. Until someone, their gourmet meal slimies fallback means entertainment.Unfortunately for me, my muscle pain is real. E 'on my back. E 'in my side. It hurts when I bend, twist, or sudden movement by the FDA, the DEA, the IRS, the RCMP, the CIA Interpol.I or something stupid. No, not even a triple summersault on my snowboard in the Rocky Mountains. Unfortunately it was not so stupid. But I did pick up 37-pounds to tu Little Lady in her high chair. And I used a single arm, side, and with operations straps.I high chair was aware of the moment that God said: 'It is time we lea a lesson on the biology and physics and all the other topics so smugly weaseled your way out of the school. "Ouch.Parents children deserve immunity muscle pain. A child should be a "from the pain-free" card. They are directly on health, does not pass the hospital, unable to pay $ 200.Why special treatment for parents of young children? Because they are never completely the possibility of recuperate.Children demand 100 times more physical interaction than adults. And guess what? If you want them at their level ... which means more folders. Ouch.Children are unpredictable, which means you might suddenly Grab your leg with enough energy to fell an oak. Rarely is an oak tree in your living room, the leg falls with you attached. Or do you react to itself, which ... which means that the tuing point. I Ouch.Did remember that children want to play a lot? Running. Dance. Chasing. Throw. Rolling on the floor. Can I resist? Of course you can. "Take this, Dad." Oops, I forgot. Ouch.OK like playing something calm. Little Lady, I was sitting in his high chair (without twisting this time) and, in some games before their dough. "Please, please, please stop dropping pieces on the floor, where I reeeeeeeally slight curve to them." Ouch.A parent a child simply does not have the ability to heal. He feels violated ever and ever and ever over.So and if you notice my columns growing less funny and painful, do not laugh. It is my pain, and is the author real.About is AuthorThe David Leonhardt, The Happy Guy, editor of your daily dose of happiness to read more articles of personal growth in its auto-Resource Center, or visit his website at